This is my Mamaw. She taught my Daddy never to be late; that being late was impolite.

And that’s why, when the Doctor said I should be here on the 28th of October I thought, “Better not disappoint Mamaw.”

So I was born on the 28th.

And, yes, I know how to use a semicolon in a sentence. I’m a genius. A genius who likes to poo.