My name is Carson Roxanna Simpson and this is my crib.

I was born at 10:04 A.M. on October 28, 2006. It was a little scary, but I liked the attention.

I am a genius and I built this website.

My Mommy is Beth and my Daddy is Mack.

They love me. I know this because they feed me, keep me warm and clean my poo.

I like to poo.

So what? I am a genius who poos. Aren’t they all?