http://carson.macksimpson.com The Diary of a Girl Genius. Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:06:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The Holidays are here! I'm really looking forward to my first visit from Santa. Mommy tells me he's a fat man who likes to wear red. If you ask me, he sounds a lot like Unky Toot! Speaking of Unky Toot and Aunt Linda, they're in town visiting ahead of our trip ... http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/12/22/bah-humbug-daddy/ I've made another video! If you'd like to see it, click on the picture and the video will launch on a new page. Remember, videos are big so it might take a few minutes to load. Time to play some more-- and then it's poo time! Yay, poo time! http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/12/03/mirror-mirror/ What an exciting Thanksgiving Holiday-- I had my first real bath! I thought sponge baths were nice but, wow! Nothing beats sitting in a tub filled with warm water. You can tell I'm enjoying it by the way I'm looking at Mommy. It was terrific, except I became a little embarrassed ... http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/11/26/my-first-real-bath/ If you've been reading my blog, you know I like poo. Well, it turns out I also like Pooh! The other day, my Gran Roxanne said she wanted to read "Poo" to me and I thought, "Well, ok. That's a little weird, but I like poo-- so I'm up for it!" Imagine ... http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/11/20/my-first-pooh/ Last weekend I went on a trip. Mommy and Daddy bundled me up nice and snug. Really nice and snug. They put me in the car seat. They said they didn't want to be in the papers like Britney Spears. I've heard her sing and I can't blame them. I don't ... http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/11/19/my-cousin-chase/ Grandma Evelyn and Grandpa Ken came to visit on Friday. My Mommy has been listening to me sing so much, she needed to freshen her ears (and her eyes) and my Grandma and Grandpa came to help. (Daddy sleeps at work.) I was happy they came. Can't you tell from my smile? I ... http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/11/18/mommy-needs-to-sleep/ I've made my first music video! If you'd like to hear me sing, click on the picture and the video will load on a new page. Remember, videos are big so it might take a few minutes to load. Time to go back to my voice lessons. See ya! http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/11/17/i-want-to-sing/ This is my Papap. He was a cowboy. A for-real one, not a dress up one. He taught my Daddy what bull poo smells like and how to tell a funny story. And that's how my Daddy wound up working in advertising. http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/11/16/my-papap/ This is my Mamaw. She taught my Daddy never to be late; that being late was impolite. And that's why, when the Doctor said I should be here on the 28th of October I thought, "Better not disappoint Mamaw." So I was born on the 28th. And, yes, I know how to use ... http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/11/16/my-mamaw/ This is Gran Roxanne. She likes to come to my house and make meals for Mommy and Daddy. That makes the house smell good. She once whispered in my ear that she does this so she can spend more time holding me while Mommy and Daddy eat. She's sly. http://carson.macksimpson.com/2006/11/15/gran-roxanne/