Who knew pillows were so soft? You did? Someone should have told me! I can’t wait to get my own.

Pillows are my new favorite thing. That and kitty cats.

And poo.

This is my Mommy. Isn’t she pretty? I think so. Especially when she’s groggy.

Sometimes I wake her up in the middle of the night just to see her groggy face.

This is my Daddy. He’s in the delivery room and this is what he looked like the first time I saw him.

My Daddy thinks he’s funny when sometimes he isn’t.

This is Tom-Tom. I like Tom-Tom and he likes me.

One day I will chase him and make him hide under a bed.

That will be fun.

I’m a girl. I’m a genius. I’m a girl genius who likes to poo.

My name is Carson, and this is my Crib.